Good evening from Illinois.
By this point, I should be describing North America in nauseating metaphors. I'm keen not to, mainly because it's predictable. And you would soil yourself with frustration and boredom. But there is a temptation to get poetic about this amazing place. Perhaps it's the best way to fathom it. The ever-changing locations, ample time spent wittering at each other, sporadic bursts of music and tonnes of food have combined to make my memory of the last week a rather brilliant
blur.